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Thursday, 26 June 2014

45 Funniest 'Damn You Auto Correct' Mishaps

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Bad spellers rejoice at the auto-correct function, but without proper supervision, it can ruin your life.
Each year, we give thanks for the proper spelling of "pencil," but some texters don't have such luck. Damn You Auto Correct — the popular blog dedicated to blasting your texting misfortunes across the Internet — gathered its most popular typing mishaps of the year.
This year's crop of auto in-corrects also includes messages misunderstood by Siri, who would kindly ask that you not mumble. And we can't forget the mom who had a tough time deciphering emojis. Apparently, 2013 was a tough year for intelligible communications.
  • Oppa

    Intended word: "Gangnam," not "gangbang."

  • Gator-matt

    Intended word: "Rotator," not "gator."

  • Yoga

    Intended word: "Circumstances," not "circumcision."

  • Teacher

    Intended word: "Fuels," not "girls."

  • Titties-holly

    Intended word: "Kitties," not "titties."

  • Bored-payton

    Intended word: "Pencil," not "penis."

  • Burn

    Intended word: "Neosporin," not "penis potion."

  • Big-hole

    Intended word: "Bichon," not "big hole."

  • Gluten

    Intended word: "Polenta," not "placenta."

  • Demotion-lucy

    Intended word: Definitely not "dead" or "farts" or "agora."

  • Sloppyhoerecipe

    Intended word: "Joes," not "hoes."

  • Darth-badger

    Intended word: "Vader," not "badger."

  • Wtf-tania

    Intended Mom-ism: "Fantastic"

  • Worst-morning

    Intended word: "Maxipad," not "notepad."

  • Jealous-amy

    Intended word: Something intelligible.

  • Asshole

    Intended word: "We," not "asshole."

  • The-usual-copy

    Intended word: Umm, this one actually looks legit.

  • Spider-danni

    Intended word: "Widow," not "window."

  • Fail

    Intended word: "Mistake," not "pancakes."

  • Penis-skirt_

    Intended word: "Pencil," not "penis."

  • Yoda

    Intended word: "Yoga," not "yoda."

  • Crazymom

    Intended word: Ummmm?

  • Starwars

    Intended word: "Endometriosis," not "Star Wars."

  • Jesus-emily

    Intended word: "Jessi," not "Jesus."

  • Pie-diego

    Intended word: "Don't know," not "donut."

  • Emojimom

    Intended emoji: "Chocolate," not "poop."

  • Dead-walruses

    Intended word: "Wreaths," not "walruses."

  • April-showers

    Intended word: "Flowers," not "flatulence."

  • So-proud-latoya-copy

    Intended word: "Recital," not "rectal."

  • The-penis-sharpener-final

    Intended word: "Pencil," not "penis."

  • Juicy

    Intended word: "Home," not "gone."

  • Almost-mariah

    Intended word: "Far," not "fat."

  • Gibberish1

    Intended word: No clue.

  • Potter

    Intended word: "Dumbledore," not "fumbled ore."

  • Meatballs

    Intended word: "Italian," not "Taliban."

  • Chuck

    Intended word: "Chicken noodles," not "Chuck Norris."

  • Knee

    Intended word: "This," not "things."

  • Drink

    Intended word: "Drive," not "drink."

  • Ducttape

    Intended word: "Duct tape," not "fucktape."

  • Walkingdead

    Intended word: "Walking," not waddling."

  • Prius

    Intended word: "Prius," not "penis."

  • Shutdown

    Intended word: "Running," not "ruining."

  • Pirate-billy

    Intended word: "Fajitas," not "vaginas."

  • Hungry

    Intended word: [censored]

  • Bigger

    Intended word: "Purse," not "pussy."


Posted By: Pawan Lubana on Thursday, 26 June 2014

Monday, 23 June 2014

21 Songs to Help You Keep Calm

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When you catch a bad break, it's easy to overreact and lament your misfortune.
Maybe you got a bad grade on a test, or dropped your phone in the toilet. Or maybe you were aTeam USA fan watching as Portugal stole a win from the American side at the last possible second in their World Cup match.
But once you've had some time to process your bad luck, you often realize that things aren't as bad as they seem. Take the USMNT, for example — that "heartbreaking" draw still leaves the team with a 76% chance to advance past the group stage.
We assembled this week's Music Monday playlist for occasions just like these. So if you've had a recent string of bad luck, throw on our playlist, and let these laid-back tunes remind you to "Take It Easy."

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Posted By: Pawan Lubana on Monday, 23 June 2014

Tuesday, 7 January 2014

The Funniest Autocorrects (new)

25. Special Delivery

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24. New Paint Color
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23. The Secret Ingredient
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22. Uncle Dick
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21. So Very Wrong
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20. Bad Day
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19. The Concert
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18. Coming Out
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17. First Kiss
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16. Worst Possible Thing To Text To Mom
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15. New iPhone Feature
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14. You’ve Got Mail
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13. Now That’s A Bad Date
funny auto-correct texts - The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year
12. Unfortunate Accident
funny auto-correct texts - The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year
11. Dinner For One
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10. First Date
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9. The Accident
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8. We Need To Talk
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7. Promotional Kitten Basket
funny auto-correct texts - The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year
6. Best Dad Ever
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5. Prom Dress
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4. Sticky Situation
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3. The Loan
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2. Thanksgiving Prep Work
funny auto-correct texts - The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year
1. Apologies
funny auto-correct texts - The 25 Funniest Autocorrects Of DYAC’s First Year

Posted By: Pawan Lubana on Tuesday, 7 January 2014

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